Double-Headed Dubble-Bubble

You’ve ruined my dentition. Now this?

I didn’t sleep well last night. I had a fan going and while booting up the AC would have helped the thermal issues, it was not the answer. I tried tossing and turning but there was resistance to these actions.  At daybreak, I had had enough and got out of bed and headed for the WC.  Apparently, during the evening, all of the Dubble-Bubble I had chewed in my life somehow reconstituted itself and formed a secondary head on my right shoulder. Why me? I have contacted the MLB for potential dugout work.

Author: plutvak

Finally putting those thoughts down that had people scrunching their faces or quietly sneaking away but nonetheless made me laugh. So scrunch, sneak, laugh, enjoy.

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