I don’t need much

I’m a simple man with basic needs:

• Nourishment in the form of bubble gum ideally with the ability to retain its flavor for more than a few nanoseconds (does not yet exist).
• Liquids to prevent de-hydration, caffeinated before 2:15 P.M. (who are we kidding).
• Music in the form of every piece ever written and available on-demand (Spotify comes close) along with a decent set of over-ear, closed-back headphones.
• Electricity.
• Guitar and capo to be able to change keys due to limited chord library.
• Incense to mask smell.
• Writing utensil and surface.
• Semi-functioning neural system.

Back to the scene of the crime tonight to watch a friend kill.

Author: plutvak

Finally putting those thoughts down that had people scrunching their faces or quietly sneaking away but nonetheless made me laugh. So scrunch, sneak, laugh, enjoy. View all posts by plutvak