I’m a simple man with basic needs:
- Nourishment in the form of bubble gum ideally with the ability to retain its flavor for more than a few nanoseconds (does not yet exist).
- Liquids to prevent de-hydration, caffeinated before 2:15 P.M. (who are we kidding).
- Music in the form of every piece ever written and available on-demand (Spotify comes close) along with a decent set of over-ear, closed-back headphones.
- Guitar and capo to be able to change keys due to limited chord library.
- Incense to mask smell.
- Writing utensil and surface.
- Semi-functioning neural system.
Back to the scene of the crime tonight to watch a friend kill.