I don’t need much

I’m a simple man with basic needs:

  • Nourishment in the form of bubble gum ideally with the ability to retain its flavor for more than a few nanoseconds (does not yet exist).
  • Liquids to prevent de-hydration, caffeinated before 2:15 P.M. (who are we kidding).
  • Music in the form of every piece ever written and available on-demand (Spotify comes close) along with a decent set of over-ear, closed-back headphones.
  • Electricity.
  • Guitar and capo to be able to change keys due to limited chord library.
  • Incense to mask smell.
  • Writing utensil and surface.
  • Semi-functioning neural system.

IMG_2629Back to the scene of the crime tonight to watch a friend kill.

Author: plutvak

Finally putting those thoughts down that had people scrunching their faces or quietly sneaking away but nonetheless made me laugh. So scrunch, sneak, laugh, enjoy.

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