Christie Pisses On Wall Holy To Jews

NJ guv mired in new scandal dubbed “Pissgate”

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie found himself mired in yet another scandal this time at the holiest site for Jews around the globe. To the bewilderment of onlookers, who immediately took to their prayerbooks, Christie proceeded to unzip his trousers and after a prolonged pause and some obvious straining, began urinating weakly on the holy wall.  In a statement at the conclusion of the process, Christie said, “I had a bit too much Manischewitz on the bus and with my prostatism, I just couldn’t hold it in any longer. This one’s on me.”  He was wisked from the wall with an obvious urinary wet spot on the front of his pant.

Author: plutvak

Finally putting those thoughts down that had people scrunching their faces or quietly sneaking away but nonetheless made me laugh. So scrunch, sneak, laugh, enjoy.

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