“Feed Bag ‘r Pail?”

The floodgates have opened and yet another chain of salad restaurants is popping up around New York City. “Feed Bag ‘r Pail?”, following in the footsteps of Chop’t and sweetgreen, allows you to create your own salad with a twist.  No forks, spoons or sporks here. Choose a custom fit equine-like feed bag or a pail and shovel like you used at the beach when you were a kid. Either way you get to keep what you choose to use for your next visit.  To top it off, you also get to choose your own strain of E. Coli included in your choice of dressing. Choice is the name of the game at “Feed Bag ‘r Pail”! Yesterday, I chose the bloody diarrhea strain and today I needed to 2 units of blood which I was able to receive at my neighborhood “Feed Bag ‘r Pail?”. That’s customer service! If one chooses the renal failure strain, the chain will offer thrice weekly kidney dialysis. All insurances accepted (as of today)! They got salad right at “Feed Bag ‘r Pail”!

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Author: plutvak

Finally putting those thoughts down that had people scrunching their faces or quietly sneaking away but nonetheless made me laugh. So scrunch, sneak, laugh, enjoy. View all posts by plutvak