Taking the lead from comedian Kathy Griffin, the cows (and pigs) have come home to apologize to me for their hurtful words the other day. Imagine my surprise to find a dozen roses (a bit odd, no?) and a beautiful card waiting for me last night after dinner (played it safe, see below) from the bovine and porcine communities apparently trying to avoid a kerfuffle with our species. I apologized for eating their cousins.
Played it safe at dinner last night (sorry crustaceans, I gotta eat)