Where’s Shlomo?

I know he’s in the shot. Shlomo? SHLOMO? He moves in slo-mo.

Now today was a day! The outdoor portion concluded with a 3 hour wait for my car care professional from Pop-A-Lock to jump the dead car battery discovered on a routine sortie to procure a parking spot that was “good for tomorrow.” No? It’s not good for tomorrow?” “Are you sure?” “Fuck!” “Wait. It’s not good for tomorrow and it’s got a dead battery?” “FUCKITTY FUCK!”

The day started with an indoor segment that required acknowledging the end of an approximately 2 year relationship. Some sadness, some gladness, centered around madness. To be repeated Friday. Confused? Join the club.

Included in the day: podiatrist visit-accompaniment, hospital visit, turkey sandwich. a few slices of fresh mozzarella (still have Italy on the brain), pizza (2 plain trad, 1 sicilian) – New York on the brain, a discussion of Fresh Direct vs Your Grocer (Quote of the Day: “Six heads of romaine is like 2 days for me!” Personally, I hate lettuce one-upmanship. Hate it. Since I was a kid!

fullsizeoutput_10c5“Lady! You can shove that lettuce up your ass!”

Historical note – In Brooklyn circa early 1960’s, you could say “Lady.”

Author: plutvak

Finally putting those thoughts down that had people scrunching their faces or quietly sneaking away but nonetheless made me laugh. So scrunch, sneak, laugh, enjoy.

2 thoughts on “Where’s Shlomo?”

  1. Jerry Lewis still says lady, wait is Jerry Lewis alive? Hold on I’ll look at the google machine…ok I’m back and phew, yes he’s still alive, and I’m certain he still says lady…he’s 91 and his birthname is Joseph Levitch!


  2. Totally channeling Jerry on that! LLLLLady!!!! If you get a chance listen to Marc Maron’s WTF podcast interview with Jerry. Did you catch Shlomo in slo-mo? Silly.


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